Today is July 9. Today my oldest boy vacuumed out the car because we had just gotten back from a trip to The Farm. Today was warm, so I rolled down all the windows on the van so he could get some air while vacuuming. Today, my youngest son (2 years) was playing with the garden hose because he wanted to stay cool. Today my oldest son finished vacuuming out the car and came inside. Today, my youngest son decided the opened windows were an open invitation to fill the car with hose water. Today I yelled at my kids. Tomorrow, I will probably yell at them again if the van smells.
MAY 20, 2012–COWGIRL QUICHE, KNOCK YOU NAKED BROWNIES, COFFEE ICE CREAM, AND VANILLA ICE CREAM
The COWGIRL QUICHE (pg. 34) that I made late last night tasted great at 4:00 a.m. in the morning, when I had to get a bottle for Little Man.
The COWGIRL QUICHE was good for breakfast, although the kiddos opted for cold cereal.
And the COWGIRL QUICHE was good for lunch when I served up left over burnt PORK LOIN to the rest of the family, while I opted for COWGIRL QUICHE.
After a Sunday dinner of burnt PORK LOIN for the kiddos and COWGIRL QUICHE for the mama, I decided I needed a dessert. VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM (PG.266) and KNOCK YOU NAKED BROWNIES (pg. 260) sounded good.
PW’s recipe starts with 3 cups of half-and-half. I wanted to double this recipe, and didn’t have the needed 6 cups. I had 4 cups of half-and-half, 1 cup of heavy whipping cream, and 1 cup of 2% milk. And now for a factoid. Did you know that half-and-half is not really half cream and half milk?
It never ceases to amaze us how much math is involved in cooking. You’re looking to create something with a fat content of 10% to 12%, up from 3.5% for whole milk and less than 1/2% for skim milk. Heavy cream weighs in at 36% to 40% butterfat. If you use whole milk, mix 3/4 cup of whole milk with 1/4 cup of heavy cream to approximate half & half.
The proportions aren’t substantially different if you use skim milk because even a small amount of heavy cream adds a lot of fat, but mixing 2/3 cup of skim milk with 1/3 cup of whipping cream will bring you within the right range for half & half. (from http://www.ochef.com/902.htm)
Here is a graph of all milk products. Click on this link to take you to a graph that is larger.
After adding 2 cups of sugar, Pioneer Woman’s recipe says to “split open a vanilla bean. . .” I do not have a vanilla bean. I realize that this officially makes me average, normal, not interesting, comfortable, mid-west pudgy, and generally not cuisine cooking cool. This is all true. I just added 2 teaspoons of real vanilla extract. Here is an interesting blog article about the differences between vanilla extract and imitation vanilla. Vanilla extract is made by soaking a vanilla bean in alcohol–the vanilla flavor is extracted. Simplistically speaking, imitation vanilla is made from clove oil and spruce trees.
Since I doubled the recipe, I made VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM with the first batch. . .
. . .and COFFEE ICE CREAM (PG. 270) with the second batch.
I added two of these Starbucks Via Instant Coffees, tasted the mixture, then added two more (4 total). We like our coffee on the strong side, so add one at a time, and I think you will get the strength you like.
Between these two batches of ice cream, we had our usual Neighborhood Sunday School time. Only two kids came this week, and neither one of them had shirts on. We are very casual around here. Word must have gotten out that I was making dessert, though, as several more kids arrived to play basketball about the time our Neighborhood Sunday School was ending.
I understand that “trash talking” is part of basketball. But I like to keep my kitchen window opened to hear the level of the “trash talking”, as it can escalate and then hurt feelings escalate and fists escalate. Here is a little I overheard on this occasion.
“Player: “Why you do your hair that way?” Response: “Leave me alone.” Player: “Well, it better than what you didn’t do to your hair yesterday!!!!” Bwahahahahah–all the players laugh.
In reference to his good shot: “That shot was toned!!”
In reference to a ball being rebounded after a shot: “That’s my change!” Meaning, “That ball is still mine.”
Commonly heard: “Move a-for I smack you.”
In reference to a player doing better than another player: “Oww! He beat’n you up!”
Before I start on the BROWNIES, though, I had better do some dishes.
With enough of the dishes washed to give me some sink space again, I started on the BROWNIES.
These brownies could be called Turtle Brownies as they contain the same layers of nuts and chocolate and caramel that chocolate turtles have.
The recipe is unique in that it uses a cake mix and evaporated milk for the two brownie layers. The first layer is cooked before adding the caramels and the second brownie layer.
In my 14 oz. package of caramels, I only had 50 caramels instead of the 60 suggested for the recipe, so my caramel sauce was a little runny. Once cooled, however, the caramel hardened to a creamy solid.
When the BROWNIES came out of the oven, I read the next step in Food From My Frontier Cookbook. It read, “Cover the pan and refrigerate the brownies for several hours. . .” ALLOW TO COOL FOR SEVERAL HOURS! You have got to be kidding me. I don’t think so. Instead, I called in The Hunni from his favorite place (the garage) and the kiddos from the yard.
And we went ahead and cut into the BROWNIES. (This morning, this was a Sunday-go-to-meeting shirt. I don’t know if I will ever be able to use it as such again.)
They were soft and sweet and salty and nutty and everything a perfect brownie can be.
On my second brownie I added COFFEE ICE CREAM and oohhhed and aahhed and mmmmed my way to the very last bite.
My notes never mention cooking supper. I doubt that I did. They do mention that I had dishes to wash up. Again.
COMMENTS: I love Quiche. I am the only one in this family that does, so I don’t make it that often. They do like frittadas (crustless quiche-kinda), so we often have them for a Sunday supper. The COWGIRL QUICHE was delicious, if a bit rich. I ended up freezing half of it to enjoy later. Homemade ice cream is a summer favorite around here. Pioneer Woman’s VANILLA BEAN ICE CREAM is a classic. Truth is, I would love to have vanilla beans in my pantry. Maybe I can find a way to fit them into my grocery budget. The COFFEE ICE CREAM was devoured by both man and beast, so I believe it will often be repeated. The Via is a super easy way to make the coffee ice cream strong without adding liquid to the recipe. And in regards to coffee, I follow Lance Armstrong’s philosophy, “Live strong.”
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Via was great in a coffee cheesecake I made recently!!! 4 pkgs in 1/2 cups of hot water to make
the 1/2 c, coffee called for. Yes, strong!!! But delicious!!!
The brownies sounded amazing…but too much work, for me.
LOVE cheesecake. Your comment is making me crave it. The Hunni comes home today, so I may cook up a dessert for him (and me of course.)
Just made the Eagle Brand plus vanilla plus 2 c. whipping cream (whipped) icecream today… will see how it turns out. Added a layer of mashed raspberries and black berries in middle. My berries are so many!!! 🙂 Leaving for Aberdeen on Thurs. so must make some freezer jam first.
Wish I was going to Aberdeen. Say hello to my brother as he will be there with his family.
Everything looks so yummy! When we were at Gwama Eiween’s last weekend, Wyatt was watering Grandma’s plants with the hose and also watering the inside of his boots because he needed to “cwean off his feets.” I hope your car doesn’t smell tomorrow!
What a cutie. Please give our love to Gwama Eiween.
I can identify with the open kitchen window/basketball trash talk! I stand by my open window and listen for “trampoline talk” – usually it’s all boys out there.
What is it about boys and sports and trash talking????
*I* have a vanilla bean in my cupboard. And now after hearing what it doesn’t make me, I’ll keep it there. No matter that it’s about 9-10 years old and I’m not even sure if I can get the lid off the jar anymore! (You crack me up!)
Boys! They are ALL THE SAME. Spraying water, not liking quiche, trash talk, filthy shirts (are they possibly the “beasts” that helped devour the brownies?). *sigh* I’m reading a book about raising boys. I know, I’m a lot behind. I have a lot to learn. Here was one thing I need to write in Sharpie on my mirror to see every morning, “It is impossible to understand why men do some of the things they do without considering their competitive nature.”
What book are you reading? Someone else recently mentioned a book about boys, but I can’t remember the title. I think I should read it also.
It’s Bringing Up Boys by Dobson. I need to read the girls one too.
thanks. I might even have it laying around somewhere, but I didn’t know there was one about girls.